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Mel B Smokin’ in a Bikini of the Day

Mel B is the good kind of mother who smokes in the house while her kid plays in the same room. The kind of mother who locks smokes in the car with the windows rolled up. I mean when she’s not too busy hanging out at pools while leaving the fuckin’ thing at home with the nanny. Who can really blame her, kids don’t remember the first couple years of their life and really why bother being that much a part of it when you can pay someone to do it for you, especially when you’re a glamorous ex-popstar who needs to spend time on her abs and relaxing because those 8 years she worked 10 years ago were really fuckin’ hectic. At least she does it in a bikini.

2 Responses to “Mel B Smokin’ in a Bikini of the Day”

  1. HorneyLohanWanker Says:

    Bitch needs to smoke that cigarette as she is blowing my cock.

    And could she please not talk at all. Ok?

  2. Bob Smith Says:

    Do you realize this chick is in such great shape she could give you a blow job with her vagina?

    If you don’t understand the significance of that, it simply means you’ve never gotten laid or gotten a blow job.

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