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2009

19

Jun

David Caruso and His Brown Lover of the Day

Here’s David Caruso being a typical ginger with sensitive skin hanging out at the beach with his transparent skin in a T-shirt so that he doesn’t catch on fire, I have a deep rooted hatred for gingers, mainly because they scare the fuck out of me since they have super ginger strength from years of being left in the woods by their parents and fending for themselves because no one wants a ginger baby, but recently I’ve been obsessed with having sex with one, not David Caruso, but a female version, because I hear they get so excited someone is willing to get down with their red vaginas that they go crazy at the opportunity, and that’s good enough for me, I just have to find myself one.

I have no idea who the chick he is with is, but I am assuming she’s illegal.

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