RIP Motherfucker the Michael Jackson Edition of the Day
I don’t like talking about other people, i like talking about myself, and that’s only because it reminds me how useless I am. but my phone and emails been going off like mad, and I ignored them because I was trying to get this girl who works at my local store to let me play with her DDs, which I thought was far more important than answering, but when I looked and say MJ was dead, I was actually surprised, even though he’s looked like a corpse for years.
Here is a man who was a star his entire fucking life, who has had a song that has had hit songs every fuckin’ decade that we can all identify with and remember learning the dance move along to in hopes of getting the part on the High School cheerleading team despite being a Mexican who just moved there and couldn’t speak english and who everyone laughed at, or if you were that weird french kid who only dressed like Jackson during the “Bad” era. He’s been a huge part of everyone’s life.
I predict he knew this was going to happen, that’s why he sorted out that concert to cash all he could and I just hope you all get a fuckin’ refund, because apparently he won’t be showin up.
RIP Motherfucker to one of the world’s most influential, insane, misunderstood talents, no, I’m not talking about myself, I’m talking about Michael Jackson.
On a sidenote I love how the TMZ dude is getting emotional and choked up when reporting this. Maybe he wishes he was one of Jackson’s little boy…
June 25th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Fuck him. Hope he rots in whatever hell he winds up in.
Cock sucking child molester. And not even little girl children, the fucking Pedo-cock-gobbler liked little boys, now that is some sick shit.
I woudl expect the same from Perez though. He just hasn’t been caught yet.
June 25th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Ed McMahon I can see and we already knew where Farrah Fawcett was ending but this is shocking.
My glass of raise high to the first man I ever saw to grab his crotch, turn from black to white, practically have white aryan kids, defeated child molestation charges twice, and got away with a spending spree like no other even though creditors were always on his tail. Now who’s gonna get the entire Beatles catalog?
June 25th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
One nigger made good! Don’t see what’s their to be sorry about!
lol
June 25th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Meanwhile, Madonna is still around… :-/
June 25th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Now kids around the world can breathe a little easier.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
RIP Jacko, now you can go join your nose up in heaven…
June 25th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Btw, I’m betting hard on the mass suicide of his crazy die-hard fan-base.
God, if only.
Talk about freeing up some parking spaces…
June 25th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
one of the best write ups I have read all day! RIP MJ!
June 25th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Burn in HELL you filthy molesting piece of monkey dung!
California has now saved the money necessary to incarcerate such a jerk!
All of America will stand over your grave and urinate~!!!
June 25th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
I’d like to spread my hairy ass wide and take a series of long stinky shits on his dead face and close the coffin and leave it above ground to rot like the piece of shit he is/was .Let him smell my putrid peanutty doo doo log for eternity.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
When I’m dead, i beg of all of you to add something to my eulogy.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
It was an overdose—-Demoral
According to a contact in the music biz:
–MJ had bad skin cancer.
He likley could not have compleated comeback tour and could not pay back the his $300 million dollars put up.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
I wish one of you faggot ass white boys would say that shit around ME …ohhh wait you never would cause you know you would get your sorry ass dropped …punk bitches dont know shit about anything ..talk tuff on the internet i would beat the living shit out of all you white bitches….
June 25th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Dude, after you get finished mopping the floor go scrub the toilet , somebody shit all over the stall . Your baby mama is waiting in the parking lot and she looks pissed .
June 25th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
blacks only talk shit when theres more than one of em . fuckin cowards when they’re alone . whatever , dude . I look for blacks and puerto ricans to talk shit to me , they always back down when you get in their face .
June 25th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
we all fucked your fat girlfriend when she was hot . now that she’s fuckin niggers , none of us will touch her, dude
June 25th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I’m gonna go now and tweeze my half-incher to pictures of Herman Goering spreading his doughy ass cheeks and exposing his fudge star.
June 25th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Only cowards talk shit about a dead man…what many of you fuckers don’t understand is that you’re posting shit on the internet, and you CAN BE FOUND, LYNCHED, Burnt at the steak, and fed to your own dogs…talk big behind your keyboard…because that’s all the balls you’ll ever have…and hey, I don’t need a group of friends to talk shit to a white man…because you ALL pussy up…even when you’re with a group…I got your names, numbers, addresses and your pictures…don’t make me come and ring your door bell…
June 25th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Hey eggplant stomper…I’m in chicago…come and get some! PUSSY!
June 25th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
I can RIP MOTHERFUCKER your ass too…and they’ll write about you on this site…
June 26th, 2009 at 12:16 am
i hope jackson ends up in the same hell that mcmahon is in
and ed spends eternity fucking that freak up his perverted ass
he didnt break ground with any of his music as a solo act
he didnt create any dance moves
he didnt do shit
he had a great hype machine and spent alot of time fucking little boys
rot in hell you fuck
June 26th, 2009 at 12:38 am
you ALL make me so fucking sick
June 26th, 2009 at 1:02 am
DS. You have the the world’s most horrible readers. I like your site, took it for a fun diversion. But I won’t be coming back. This comment section defines everything wrong in this world.
As an Atheist I can only hope there is a god to take pity on your souls ..
Signing off….
June 26th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Today’s Accomplishments……Poured a glass of Jesus Juice and spilled some on the dog he then bit my leg but I am too poor to go to the hospital because the greedy system has been gouging us for 30 years….I then played Michael Jackson’s Thriller Album while watching Farrah Fawcett in her Playboy video and gave her a final salute!! I still haven’t mourned over Ed McMahon..Not sure how to commemorate his passing he will be sorely missed!! Who’s Next? Walter Cronkite?
Ernest Borgnine? Mickey Rooney? Mickey Rourke? Mickey Mouse?
June 26th, 2009 at 1:47 am
It’s a same that Michael had the money to keep his child molester ass out of jail. He deserved what he was giving all those little boys of all colors.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:52 am
imma go head and quote Thomas here(for the most part):
# Thomas Says:
June 26th, 2009 at 1:02 am
DS. You have the the world’s most horrible readers. I like your site, took it for a fun diversion. But I won’t be coming back. This comment section defines everything wrong in this world.
Signing off….
June 26th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Yeah. Agreed. Ashame… I always thought there was a fun sarcastic irony to this site, but is just blatant racism and I’m out
June 26th, 2009 at 7:16 am
Kristin, tits or GTFO. Tits can help make people feel make better.
June 26th, 2009 at 7:32 am
A lot of people (well, not on this site) are forgetting the fact that he was, in all likelihood, a paedophile.
If he was just a normal guy, that weirdo that lived on the corner of your street, he would have been chucked in jail years ago.
Either we don’t feel sorry for him, or we feel sorry for all paedophiles.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:22 am
haha…burnt at the steak…freakin classic
June 26th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Michael Jackson has always been overrated. He did 1 album every 5 years whereas Prince (born the same year) does more like 5 albums a year and still has loads of great stuff only available on bootleg. Prince plays all the instruments like an ace, and his work from 1984-89 is truly groundbreaking while, relatively speaking, Jackson’s is 2-dimensional, slick and derivative.
As a performer… watching old video footage of James Brown, hands down there’s no contest. The Godfather invented the moonwalk and much else, yet never stooped to grabbing his crotch.
Jackson wasn’t that nice as a human being either. Paul McCartney still feels Jackson dealt him a low blow by bluffing about not wishing to purchase the Beatles catalogue. (McCartney thus showed up at the bidding without enough in ready cash.)
June 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I would like to have sex with MJ’s rotting corpse,
then when I’m done leave a Cleveland steamer on what’s left of his
post-autopsy sewn up chest.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I heard Michael died form eating 11 year old meat.
It will get you every time.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
After Farrah passes away she arrives in heaven and walk towards the pearly gates.St.Peter tells here since she was such a good person that she could make one wish to help the world. She says I wish that all the children would be safe. A minute later Michael Jackson drops dead.
Rest in peace you kiddie fucker.
June 27th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Now you hear all the hypocrites saying they are so “sad” and the world lost a great artist….when in real life they wouldnt be caught dead near MJ
Everybody knew what MJ did and they knew what the fucker got away with ….too bad he didnt die any sooner…his three kids have already been tainted by him and they will never grow up to be normal human beings.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
“you’re posting shit on the internet, and you CAN BE FOUND, LYNCHED,”
Coming from someone who can barely find her way to the keyboard, this seems unlikely
“Burnt at the steak”
I prefer my steak medium, not burnt.
Seriously, if you had completed the 3rd grade, you’d know it was “stake”, not “steak”.