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Ashley Tisdale Trying to Be Hot but is Still Ugly of the Day

So Ashley Tisdale was out performing and trying to be as hot as she can, but unfortunately for her, hot is impossible, unless she’s in the fuckin’ sauna, or on a tropical resort, or being caught in a house fire when a crazed fan torches her shit cuz she won’t answer their fan mail, because no matter how much surgery she gets, she’s still ugly, and here she is performing cuz I know you wish you were the mic, or at least your penis was, because all mouth is good mouth, at least that’s what you tell yourself when you hook up with gay dudes, since they’re always down to suck dick and girls you know aren’t so much, because you’re too scared to talk to them….

Either way, pics.

3 Responses to “Ashley Tisdale Trying to Be Hot but is Still Ugly of the Day”

  1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD Says:

    Ugly slut should get her nose fixed, it’s all crooked….

  2. Bob Smith Says:

    I had to look up why she’s famous. She was in High School Musical, which I thought was geared towards 13 year olds.

    I can’t believe anybody would pay money to see her sing.

  3. Dr.Perverto Says:

    HOT

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