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2009

30

Jun

Solange Knowles in Spandex for the Gays of the Day

Solange Knowles, who has blocked me on Twitter, was in San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade, because being faggy every fuckin day isn’t enough of a fuckin’ celebration for these homos, that they need to be louder and more outrageous than they already are once a year.

I hear she got the gig cuz she looks like she may have a cock, or at least like she had a cokc at some point in her life, before using her sister’s money to Chastity Bono the shit….

I also hear she rocked the spandex outfit to remind the gays how lucky they are that they’ll never have kids cuz that shit rapes your body and ruins your life, but more importantly, that some women like Solange, who in all their glory are the reason they are fags to begin with. You know, vile to look at, probably disgusting to smell, with a vagina that looks like it’s from another planet, and not in an “Out of this world” way, but more of a “WTF Is that Dripping, Fleshy, purple thing pulsating in her motherfuckin’ pants”, you know enough reason to turn down pussy for life and choose to take a dick in the ass and AIDS lesions on your face.

Maybe I just can’t see anything sexy in her cuz I hate her, I mean other than that she’s a desperate single mother, and those are the easiest scraps to drag home at the end of the night…But I think it’s got nothing to do with me and everything to do with her.

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