Paris Hilton’s Desperate Ex-BFF Speaks Out for Drunkenstepfather of the Day
I met Paris Hilton’s BFF, Brittany Flickinger, when she was doing some cross Canada bootleg tour, where clubs would pay her next to nothing to show up, whether it be a couple hundred bucks, gas money or a hotel room, all on a quest to stay relevant.
I told her about the site, she had never heard of it, but was willing to do a video because she needs to get her side of the story out, because she is being slandered all over the media as Paris promotes her new BFF shows, because the most common question asked is what happened to the last BFF and it keeping shit as credible as Paris can, since she doesn’t actually care about these people, she just cares about the money, she dropped her BFF and the BFF is upset about it.
She went on about how Paris was all over her for 6 months, always wanting to hang out, always wanting to be seen together, and the BFF failed to realize it was all a fucking lie and part of the promotional machine that is Paris Hilton and the second she did what needed to be done, she dropped this bitch like she should, because this bitch is just a latch on fame whore, who would compromise herself and her dignity to be on a show called Paris Hilton’s BFF to get into the limelight, that she got addicted to and is realizing now that is fading fuckin’ fast, and instead of going back to wherever she is from and shutting the fuck up about it and waiting for the world to forget this lapse in judgement, she’s trying to cling the fuck on.
The whole thing is almost sad how destroyed she is, but mostly pathetic, and upon telling her she is a worthless latch on piece of shit when she rejected to get naked on camera for us, not only is she not Paris’ BFF, but she is also not my BFF. In fact, her manager threatened to have me killed, we didn’t get that on video.
Good luck with your music career, cunt.
BONUS – Here is Brittany Flickinger on a rant that makes pretty much no fuckin sense because she’s fucking crazy….I think this is her acting but I’m not sure….
July 8th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
lame. no one cares.
July 8th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I’d use those titties like there was no tomorrow
July 8th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
FUCKING IDIOT!! AND THE BAND CINDERELLA WANTS THEIR 1980′S HAIR BACK YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS WHORE!!
July 8th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
You couldn’t zoom in and get the upskirt? The camera was right there.
July 8th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
That was amazing. Imagine how many guys have had to listen to longer versions of that while they wait to fuck her. I can’t wait for the sex tape or the dive right into real porn. You should have been able to make it happen.
July 8th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
That’s my CUMSHOT!
July 8th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
haha this is great man! this is why I love your site, this kind of stuff, your own content is the greatest , hahaha, super ! love it, what a whore btw.
hope u still had some fun with her 
July 8th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
nice tiddies
July 8th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
She’s very fuckable
July 8th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
HA! stupid whore. She totally looks as if she would blow you for coke.
July 8th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
she is very fucakable indeed.
i wanna lick her ass
call me babes
July 8th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Is that bitch fuckin high on meth or some shit? Jesus she was fidgety! And how ironic this whole interview was…the bitch is doing the same thing she’s crying about Paris Hilwhore doing. Ha! What an idiot famewhore wanna be slutbag. This post was hilarious by the way!
July 9th, 2009 at 12:27 am
I wanna piss in her whore face.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:33 am
Honestly.
She’s pretty damn hot.
She could make a career at it.
Paris Hilton’s former bff does Playboy.
Or Maxim or whatever.
She should sell her face and body.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:38 am
I think this gains you entry to the Director’s Guild,i’m feverishly writing the sequel script,”Flicker and Die”,which will be in the vein of the romantic comedy sub-genre “snuff”…
July 9th, 2009 at 7:20 am
should have got a longer intereview with the tits. good work. great job.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:17 am
listened to her side…now I wait to see her nude cell phone pics or sex tapes…its only fair.
July 9th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
The whole mentally unstable thing is an act. I’m friends with her on MySpace and she’s not really that screwed up. When she comes down to NYC, I’ll totally hang with her and not worry about her possible going nutty.
July 9th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
She is so hot, Paris probably ditched her b/c all the guys wanted to fuck her instead. All she needs to do is release a sex tape and she can be famous just like Paris.
July 9th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I would like to stuff my erect penis up her unlubed anus, empty my bladder whilst nestled deep within her bowels, withdraw and then throw her on her back with her legs in the air and force her to drink the delicious piss enema that geysers out of her filthy shithole.
Please pass this message on to her management. I feel this could form the basis of her breakthrough TV series.
July 9th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
This whore Fuckinger is the peasant of all peasants.
The famehooker’s attempts to stay relevant are sooo desperate and sickening that I’m puking as I’m writing. Not only she is doing appearances for a Happy Meal these days she also wrote this desperate public letter in this online mag. (which is unknown to humanity by the way) to beg Paris to take her back!!! Can you blame the slutbag? She misses her well done steak @ Morton’s which Paris used to pay for, but now instead she had to go back to eating her medium- rare penis sandwiches to crush into all the Hollywood events. Listen fatface!!! Why don’t u shave that birdnest on your head and assuming on your vagina ass well, pack your combs and your dildos and go back to whatever whorehouse u came from!!! Except the few horny fatfukers nobody wants u in this town, yet along in the media.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:07 am
So basically, you guys are pissed because she wouldn’t flash her tits for your disgusting porno site? Classy really classy. Good luck with the whole asshole douchebag, borderline rapists thing, I fear for all women who you come in contact with you.
July 10th, 2009 at 8:10 am
‘What’s that stain?’ My God, how old are you? Fucking dickhead.
I bet you’re just another fat, smelly and ugly jerk with bad acne on his fucking face, chest, back and ass cheeks, who’s sitting in his mother’s basement and jerks off to naked women on internet porn sites while sniffing on your grandma’s diapers. Get a life!
I always wonder why so less women use their right to abort shitheads like you.
July 10th, 2009 at 8:50 am
and her career is… what again?
July 10th, 2009 at 11:54 am
I think she is channeling Kat Von D
July 10th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
So why does she have a manager?
July 11th, 2009 at 1:09 am
what’s this now? TOGTFO!
July 11th, 2009 at 3:33 am
Yeah I bet Bernadette is also describing herself that’s why she knows so much.
July 15th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
This is really mean!!! You ppl interviewed her so she could tell everyone the real story and then you make her look really bad and start calling her whore and cunt! She’s far from being a whore! She’s real and you guys are disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 16th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I feel bad for her, but she should have known that it was just to make money. Too bad she didn’t take advantage of it when she had the chance, now she looks pathetic. She should just go home finish school and join the Average Joes, Jills whatever
August 18th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
That poor chick, I feel sorry for her in a way but god, you gotta be a little naive if you really believe that it was really going to last. She seemed real down to earth and real on the show but then that little taste of fame fucked her up. Real fame must be like a drug, more powerfull than meth or heroin.
By the way that other chic Veronica who came second was so much hotter. I vote that for a double anal fisting special with her and Paris…. I’d buy that for a dollar.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:04 am
it appears that her um…
“rant”
is her explaining what happened with paris…
which I believe.
’cause that bitch just looks like a crazy ass heifer.
also.
love the random zooming in on her crotch and boobs.
majorly classy.
–creme
September 21st, 2009 at 10:48 am
I believe everything she said. Seen the show from 1st episode up to the last…..a couple of her videos on youtube…Everything u see in her is real. Just continue doing good Brittany. in the end, its not between them and u… its between u and God.
December 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 am
She got ditched because she’s way hotter than Paris.
Jealousy is an ugly thing. I should know, because I’m jealous of whoever is getting some of that!
February 10th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
All I heard as something about making us all rich…