Hayden Panettiere would like to thank the photoshop artist for removing her Adam’s Apple and her scrotum pussy lip slip in this bikini photoshoot for Details. I’m not saying she’s a man, I’m just saying she’s got more testosterone than a man and that slowly makes her body transform into some hybrid gender. The good news is that despite the impending male pattern baldness, she’s got the sex drive of a fuckin’ 30 year old fat chick who hasn’t been fucked since she was 18 and has been wanting to ever since, and it doesn’t make you gay, even when she makes you suck her clit like it was a preschooler’s dick. I don’t know how I feel about using “prechooler’s dick” in a sentence, but I just did it. I guess I’m crazy.

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3 Responses to “Hayden Panettiere In Details Wearing a Bikini of the Day”

1. Dr.Perverto Says:
   July 10th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

   Little gymnast/wrestler person

2. Dave's Not Here Says:
   July 11th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

   GDamn she’s fat

3. Bob Bowie Says:
   July 12th, 2009 at 3:14 am

   She’s pretty hot for a midget.

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