Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Porn of the Day
The other day, I was talking to a girl and the conversation turned to porn, as it often does with me. Not because I actually like porn, but because people just assume I am the worst porn site on the internet and label me as a porn site, because porn is the only thing that supports what I do, while mainstream is too pussy to show me some love.
We were talking about what porn that I would produce porn would be like and one of us suggested that I do Hannah Montana porn starring her, and I thought the whole thing was a great ideal, until I realized she was 14 and creeped the fuck out because some random dude started chatting her up allegedly asking her to star in Hannah Montana porn, but from what I remember it was all her doing, but try convincing the cops of that….
Either way, Hustler beat me to the parody shit and produced this Lohan/Ronson shit that isn’t really believable, but still pretty fuckin’ funny.
Here’s the hardcore Trailer…..
I believed this sex parody up until the second I saw Sam Ronson in a pair of women’s panties, everyone knows that she wears boxers so all credibility went to shit, not to mention the “real” Lohan’s tits are far better than this slut, her vagina is far more weathered and used, her eyes are more glassed over/high, and her face isn’t so fresh faced which is kinda depressing when you’re being compared to a ghetto porn slut, but other than that I feel like I’m in some kind of other dimension where I can’t tell who is the real Lohan and who is the fake one….and I guess we all know what Ronson’s gonna be masturbating to while on the road.
Here are some pictures of the “real” Lohan the other day….
And some more pictures of the “real” Lohan
July 15th, 2009 at 11:27 am
For some reason I can’t point a finger at it, but why does Lindsay Lohan always look like a cheap $5 crackwhore?
July 15th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
It’s about time that there was a porn takeoff on Lohan. I hope this is not just a lesbo flick. I want to see this chick taking on a bunch of well hung black dudes…
July 15th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
NOT HOT!!
July 16th, 2009 at 4:11 am
I watched her on Ugly Betty yesterday — first time I had ever seen her act.
Wow, she needs to just get a job at McDonald’s and stop trying. Seriously, worst fucking acting I’ve seen from a A-list celeb…
July 16th, 2009 at 9:22 am
“a-list”? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
July 16th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
The Lohan-Ronson scene is the only lesbo one in the whole movie I believe, thank God.
I’ve researched this…
September 5th, 2009 at 4:52 am
@shaun:
LL doesn’t LOOK like a 5$ crackwhore – she probably IS one…