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2009

23

Jul

Rachel Bilson Gets Attacked By a Tall Chick of the Day

You know what sucks? Trying to write two posts on Rachel Bilson in two days. I mean bitch hasn’t really done anything worth talking about, unless being engaged to the cunt who played Darth Vader in the Star Wars the Next Generation is something worth talking about, and I don’t think it really is. What is worth talking about is how a friend of mine fucked the dude from Star Wars the Next Generation’s sister, because she lives in Toronto and is pretty fucking accessible, but I don’t remember the details of the story and shit’s posted somewhere on the site from years ago, but I think it has something to do with her diggin’ anal, which could be a lie, and I’m just basing it on what I assume her older brother likes, because he’s gotta be gay…

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