I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

23

Jul

The McCords are Taking Over Hollywood of the Day

So this is how it goes down. This bitch Annalynn McCord is not quite ugly enough to not get herself a job in Hollywood, so she decides that she can’t do it alone, maybe even feels guilty that her sisters are too ugly to make the cut, so she tells them some shit like “don’t worry, I’ll bring you with me, and it’ll be like a perpetual slumber party of fame” you know, the shit they used to talk about growing up when they decided they were destined to be the pretty sisters everyone stares at, without realizing they aren’t fuckin’ pretty, and I assume the only attention they got was cuz they were skinny and long legged, in a fat America, but even that wasn’t enough for people to care and if they were staring they were probably trying to make sense of such a good body on such a bobble head, either way, now she carts them around like ugly fashion accessories, cuz family is meant to be together, and all is probably in efforts to get them work like they were the next Kardashians….I don’t understand the fame game, but girls like this give me confidence in how easy it must be to get there….

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