Jessica Alba Inspires New Mothers With This Body of the Day
It’s taken a while, but it looks like Jessica Alba’s gone and got her body back. I guess we can all stop hating on Cash Warren and calling him a muderer for killin’ her body and we can go back to sympathizing with him knowing that this bitch trapped the motherfucker for life, but at least she’s lookin good now while doin’ it.
Let’s just hope for everyone’s sake, the next time she lets a dude cum inside her that she has the decency to herself and the rest of us to get fuckin’ Plan B morning after pill, or better yet a fuckin’ abortion, because abortions are like porn to me, they are also a total relief and if I could, I’d devote my life to abortion, but unfortunately it takes years of schooling to be an abortionist, that you can work your way around if you want to get arrested. I’ve looked into it.
Here’s her body in her bikini for her big reveal you’ve all already masturbated to..
August 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
That is one awesome shot. The pap should get a free nose jab at Sean Penn as a reward.
August 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
She has a good body, but it doesn’t compare to the pre-baby body. She can never get that body back if she eats nothing but protein and works out 10 hours a day.
And since she can’t act, and the killer body is gone. She is basically unemployable.
The real trouble here is that she never did a nude or topless scene before because it was somehow beneath her. Now she’ll do playboy after nobody cares.
August 3rd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I guess this guy doesnt mind that her and her brother look exactly the same, or he doesnt mind and he is secretly gay.
She probably thinks shes to good to do a nude scene untill the movie rolls stop showing up at her door and only porn scripts show up.
August 4th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Hot but not nearly as hot as the pre-knocked up alba. Man pregnancy hurts a chicks body.
August 4th, 2009 at 8:37 am
This Cash guy is too cute for this saddle-bagged bitch.
Fat thighs…