Aubrey O’Day’s Fat Ass of the Day
Aubrey O’Day likes black dudes so much she’s gone out and got herself a fat ass. Now I don’t know if she made this shit by eating donuts, or if it some kind of implant to match her titty, and I guess none of that matters, because soon enough she’ll be the stripper her family and friends all thought she was destined to be, before her whole reality TV/music career fell into her lap and pretty much went no where….
Speaking about ass and going nowhere, I met a girl who was talking about anal sex at the bar all fuckin’ night because she’s never had it and wanted it but her boyfriend tried once when they were in the shower and she chickened out, so I told her she needed to practice shoving things inside her, you know just to get a feel for it, so start with the beer bottle and work your way up, so here she is lifting her skirt in the fuckin bar sitting next to me, shoving things in her ass while everyone watched confused….and I didn’t volunteer my dick….mainly because it’d be downsizing…but also because she was vile lookin’.
August 8th, 2009 at 8:04 am
She needs to do some porn. I want to see a big cock in her mouth—preferably mine!