Heidi Montag’s Playboy Pictures of the Day
I hate Heidi Montag, so the only thing that would make these Playboy pictures of her exciting for me is if she was dead in them. Seriously, like a shotgun wound to the fucking head kind of dead because her cunt behavior needs to be fuckin’ stopped. It is at the point of ridiculous, but at least she’s got a decent body to distract me from that cunt horse face and when whoever it is who is going to kill her, because she’s not the kind of person who will die from natural causes cuz she’s annoying as fuck, I hope he takes out the rest of the cast of their bullshit store….motherfuckers piss me offf….
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August 13th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
She isn’t even naked… what a rip off.
August 13th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE NAKED IN PLAYBOY? THE STUPID FUCKING IDIOT CAN’T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!!!!
August 13th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
not even a nip shot? what a useless cunt!
August 13th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
damn, my issue ain’t came in the mail yet. not that i’m looking forward to her, but for the rest of it.
and as someone mentioned. I also hate it when celebs agree to do playboy and don’t show anything. WTF is playboy paying for.
August 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Playboy without the nudity is….well….MAXIM, and who gives a damn about Maxim anymore?
August 13th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
dunk the lil cocktease’s head into a bucket of soapy ice water , gasp for air cuntface . Jam my fingers in her shit trap and rip her a new bung flap . Kick this fuckin bitch in the teeth , now swallow my fat veiny dick while I choke the spark from your purty lil eyes , darlin…..
August 13th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
who cares about Heidi in a bikini? No tits or even airbrushed pussy mound. Fuck this.
August 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
FUCKING HORSEY MONTAG MAKES MY PENIS AN INNY. /cruise
August 13th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
J.O.: I want to have sex with you…
August 13th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I was just saying to my friends earlier: even celebrity nudity doesn’t cut it anymore. You have dudes showing their schlongs on R-rated movies and celebrity sex tapes. I think it’s about time more celebs start showing their choch. I don’t mean, Playboy-style, I’m talking about legs-spread or bent-over with the monkey hanging.
Yea or Nay?
August 13th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Yes
August 13th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
God, I hate her. nuff said.
August 14th, 2009 at 1:15 am
she looks a lot like spencer in the face, it’s creepy.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Playboy posting non nude pics of a not even real celebrity…Do they wonder why magazine sales have plummeted?
August 14th, 2009 at 9:40 am
What the fuck, bitch didnt eve get her tits out, stupid cunt
August 14th, 2009 at 9:57 am
FUCK PLAYBOY for even paying her to do this. Waste of everyones time.
August 14th, 2009 at 10:26 am
does that stupid bitch EVER shut her goddamn mouth? Every photo i’ve see of this worthless slut shes got her dick sucker halfway agape like she’s a slightly retarded dog that never fully understands whats going on. It’s annoying.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:50 am
I hope that cunt PAID Playboy to have those shitty pics taken. I’d still piss all over her tho!
August 14th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Fucking bitch & fucking playboy this should be the worst issue ever… I wish this flops.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Hmm… my dick fell off.
August 15th, 2009 at 1:42 am
Damn. The only thing I find remotely interesting about this bitch is her body, and it’s about medium-quality stereotypical playboy-blonde quality, anyway. I’m not excited about fake blondes with fake tits, but I have to admit that I like seeing a bitch I completely abhor naked. There’s power in looking at someone you hate and thinking, “I see you naked, but you can’t see MY junk, cunt.”
Totally worthless pictorial. I hope she gets caught topless by the paps and has totally unflattering nudie shots that show her implant scars published all over the web. No money for you, skank! Rot in hell!
August 15th, 2009 at 1:45 am
By the way, Drunken Stepfather, what the fuck? The only picture that even shows SEMI-nudity is the only one we can’t magnify. At least there’s a half-assed half ass shot! Where’s the full size?
August 15th, 2009 at 2:58 am
RIP Playboy. You are finished. Turn off the lights and go home. Even a rat fink like Spenser that belongs on the end of a pencil can talk Heidi out of her panties and Playboy gives us these crappy pictures?!? I want to see her naked.
August 16th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Just got my issue of Playboy ….. And this is pretty much her entire photo spread. The cock teasing swamp donkey shows nearly nothing. What a waste of skin.
August 16th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
She’s a waste of bandwidth and server storage. Why even bother.
August 18th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Hell I won’t buy this playboy. HH shouldn’t have even bothered.