I started this post with these Britney pics that are shit quality and that we’ve all seen before, when really the only one triggering any of my fantasies (teenage pregnancy) is Jamie Lynn Spears. You know I have these theory about teenage mothers bouncing back after getting kocked up because they still have that youthful metabolism, despite their mature looking vaginas, and that kind of baggage makes them less picky when deciding who to fuck, if anything it makes them more eager to put out because they just want to lure a man who won’t leave them hanging like the last one, and the whole thing means no condoms and in Jamie Lynn’s case, that’s an okay thing because before her baby daddy, she only slept with a handful of execs and Disney and they were all smart enough to use a condom cuz they didn’t want to go to jail, and while other 18 year olds were ould whoring themselves, this bitch was at home breast feeding, so like everyone always says, don’t judge a book by the cover or in this case a vagina by how many fingers you can stick in the shit, cuz I have a feeling she’s not a slut, she’s just perfection…

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