Amber Rose Is the Devil of the Day
I saw the VMAs last night and I saw Kanye jump the gun on the Beyonce video and interrupt Taylor Swift saying that Beyonce was robbed, even though Beyonce won at the end of the night, in some sort of publicity stunt that stemmed from his annoying ego, the fact that his mom died and his bitterness from being a closet case, and here he is earlier this weekend with his try hard stand in girlfriend, pulling some hipster bullshit fashionista shit, with her colored contact weirdness and space outfit she bought with Kanye’s money in exchange for the fronting and she looks like fuckin’ shit, but at least she’s got short hair and a pussy that looks like a ballsack that hangs and flaps like a half empty garbage bag on a windy day, you know from all the dick it’s seen in its quest to get to this level, which is the top of where she’ll ever be, I mean unless she takes her fat dumpy ass to someone more famous, which is probably her plan….
That said, Kanye is a fuckin’ idiot who needs to get shot like real rappers do, I twittered it, it wasn’t punk rock, it was just annoying and I’m all for making little girls cry, if anything, I jerk off to that shit, and I’m not a Taylor Swift fan and have no problem seeing her knocked from the top, cuz a girl with a broken down ego is better than one with an inflated ego, at least when it comes to me cumming on their faces, but he was pathetic, why he even cared who won a bullshit award makes no sense to me, it’s all fabricated bullshit, just cash your check you idiot, and that’s why I need to end this post now, I’m getting too worked up about something so useless, staged and irrelevant to my everyday life.
Fuck you pop culture. Die.
On a side note, everyone is talking about this letter Kelly Clarkson wrote while emotionally eating a hamburger she found since her pizza’s been gone….and you know when Kelly Clarkson tells you off, it’s serious business..
Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways.It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you.
The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.
On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is.
Go TEXAS!!
Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl! KC
Take that Kanye. She likes her ex over you cuz you’re black and Texans don’t really do the whole black thing….unless it is to piss off their oil tycoon fathers or chained to the back of their pick-up truck….
Here’s the Kanye picking on a teenage girl video
Here’s Beyonce and her PR team saving the Day
September 14th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Kanye is just a fucking nigger.
September 14th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
“Wow” Chief. you could at least try to be more creative. Like being more specific concerning “fucking” or “nigger”. Adjectives, adverbs or even some prepo phrases….bring the smarts bro. much luv
September 14th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
YOU MEAN HOMO NIGGER. LOL!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Hey MDT, go fuck yourself! Have a nice day.
- MM
September 14th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
the Gurt Man says this was all set up.. its a fraud.. i believe it!
September 14th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Little white virgins getting upset over a nonissue. Gotta laugh at the soft white males getting their feelings all up in a bunch over this cartoon. This shit was a set up, MTV has a nack for egging people on. They do it all the time and this shit was a staged event, cause Kanye just walking on stage acting silly is what MTV pays for. All these things are planned and Kanye was egged on by MTV which also eggs on all their other dumb shows on Vh1.
Get a grip you white girls, white males cant be that effeminate to get that upset over a tenny bopper show. I could careless about either dick heads, taylor whore being one of them.
September 14th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Its not possible for Kanye to be a nigger, most blacks don’t deem him black. Kanye is a white guy in a black mans body. The black guy is whiter than any black guy i have seen, Im sorry but the real niggers in society like me who are real niggers who shoot things up and are as tough as nails don’t see this white boy as a nigger.
Any black male who wears furs and tight pants aint a real nigger, heck Kanye isn’t even from the hood. That is probably why he is such a mommas boy.
September 14th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
#1 – Why does MTV have video music awards? They haven’t shown a video on MTV in, what, a decade or so?
#2 – K. West only did this (if it wasn’t a pre-planned event) because a white person won the award. He’s a racist piece of shit. Ont op of that, he’s a terrible rapper. People need to smarten up and stop paying this dumbass.
September 14th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
kanye is a dipshit, boring, and completely a egomaniac, amongst a million other names we could call him. but going for the same old stupid word that you idiots use is just typical and uncreative. as soon as any of you stupid asses see a big bad black man you have to use racial slurs. shouldn’t you douchebags be out raping some sorority girl? or, better yet you closet clases, shouldn’t you be out raping some super femme frat boy, and calling it hazing? suck a dick bitches!
p.s. i know you ladies dream about drilling it in kanyes big ass. stop lying.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
You know Amer Rose is so doing Kanye in the butt with a strap-on! Because he likes fish sticks so that means hes gay.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Ya know, it’s a sad day in cyberspace when I’m not surprised or taken aback when I see how easily people can fling the word nigger around. And sometimes for the smallest things too. Ex: “My teacher made me take off my hat in class too. Fucking NIGGER!” “A NIGGER smiled at me today. Keep your politeness to yourself NIGGERS!!11!!!11!!” However, the funniest has to be when they say something like, “Fucking nigger jew.” Oooh, the ultimate diss. >_>
Pretty sad that they think it means something. I mean for fat fucks’ sake, people call themselves and their friends niggas. You really think your pale, fat, pink fingers punching the letters anonymously and angrily into your 1998 Gateway you finally just paid off from the K-Mart lay-away department in your shitty dust bowl of a town to spell out the word nigger is going to make someone feel bad? LMAO! #1 People of color are pretty much immune to the bullshit that generations had to endure since the beginning of fucking time and now *I* can laugh at the attempts to get under our skin (pssst: it’s not working anymore). #2 It’s 2009, we have a bi-racial President (you guys stillll mad huh? Aww, hahaha). It’s not the good old days folks where oppression was awesome and accepted. Which brings me back to why I can laugh at the half-assed attempts of racism on the internet (for cunts’ sake). Just saying nigger is so unoriginal and shows no effort. If you’re going to a tiny prick (like what’s in your pants… oooh, low blow), bring your “A” game. Oh also, to all the racists, please note that Mexicans will outnumber you VERY shortly (SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!), muahahahahaha! So I’d get your supplies ready to go underground to preserve your perfect race (bwahaha!).
I must say before I get back to the original story, the word nigger doesn’t bother me actually. Maybe it’s because I’m not 100% black and have white, black, Creole, Native American and Spanish family members. Maybe it’s because for my generation, it has no sting at the tip that it did 50 years ago. *shrugs* What bothers me are the people who are pussies about what they say because they wouldn’t dare utter that word in public but feel comfy doing it from their room in their double wide, with an 8″ dildo up the ass, with the confederate flag tacked and/or taped to the wall. Weak.
Back to this bullshit… who gives a shit. They are both overpaid dickwads. Both of them. Black midget who makes fucked up music and anorexic pale squinty bitch aka Renee Zellweger’s younger sister. Ask me how I feel about healthcare, our economy, the shitty job market, etc. These two could die a terrible death tomorrow and I wouldn’t flinch or bat an eye; they mean nothing to me. Again I must exclaim, who gives a shit! And if you do, you’re fucking pathetic.
In conclusion (because this turned out to be a fucking essay… and your dumb ass just read it all, LMAO!), if you’re over the age of 17 and still watch MTV or BET, fucking kill yourself before spawning demon offspring you would call your children.
Fuck you all and goodnight.
September 14th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Jay, you’re right about you being a nigger AKA an ignorant person. I hope one day the social definition of “nigger” will disappear since stupid ass ppl like you don’t even know the real definition. Ppl like you who would rather bathe in the negative stereotypes associated w/ the word because of the hatred it was birthed from. The hatred you live your life trying to despite yet feed off of which continues to hold ppl like you bad. HELLO! Can’t you see when you’re losing? Sad… so damn sad. Stop watching BET and allowing it to teach you how to live your life while learning to use your brain so you can live your own life freely. Fucking loser.
September 14th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Also, who the fuck writes for this site? How the hell do you call Amber Rose fat? Look, if your insensitive ass can’t appreciate curves… stick to those teenaged-boy body bitches you like so much. The ones w/ no curves that you worship which only is a result of your puritan inspired upbringing (because before the puritan movement, even white women appreciated their god given curves). Don’t speak on shit you don’t know about, you dumb fuck because it just makes you look like the ass and not her.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Kanye is such a moron that he doesn’t even know how to pick a plastic surgeon for his mother.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
“What bothers me are the people who are pussies about what they say because they wouldn’t dare utter that word in public but feel comfy doing it from their room in their double wide, with an 8? dildo up the ass”
I know you wrote some jibberish, but what I think you’re trying to say is:
“I am a lonely 30-something woman who would dearly love for some strong guy to rock my world. And yes, you can have the back door”
Honey, you just have to beg a little.
September 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Could somebody give Kanye a Colombian Necktie and shut his mouth for him since he has no control over it himself? It must take a really big man to take a teenage girl’s moment in the spot light to push his own agenda. He is a pathetic, subhuman piece of shit!
September 15th, 2009 at 9:51 am
heard the big man called him a jackass
September 15th, 2009 at 11:29 am
kellz u must be fat and black to get that upset over some comments.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
His stunt made the award show watchable. The VMAs haven’t been good since Soy Bomb and ODB “we do it for the kids”. With that said I think that one little rich tart no one’s ever heard of should get interrupted by a drunk celeb EVERY year.
I love how “the entire internet” has “morality” and a sense of “right” all of a sudden. Why take sides?? Bash them both!!
Fucking morons buying into the whole “celebrities are important” myth. Who here has EVER bought a Taylor Swift album or hasn’t downloaded an album produced or put out by Kanye West?
Ok then. Kindly shut the fuck up and stop acting like you “give a fuck” all of a sudden. You all were assholes before now and don’t pretend like you’re the etiquette police all of a sudden because of this. Fucking morons.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
ps Kelly Clarkson’s pussy smells like pearl onions and a truckstop bathroom floor and no one has given a fuck about her since she got RE-FAT.. which was about 6 months after she won American Idol.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:33 am
seems like kanye just wanted a white girl with squishy parts, didnt really care about how she actually looks in the face region. he also looks fairly ashamed to be seen in public with her.
Kanye looks like he can’t decide between whether he wants to go hiking or ride a motorcycle.
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