Lindsay Lohan’s a Fuckin’ Wreck of the Day
This morning, I was wondering who the next celebrity to die before their time was, partially because I have nothing better to do, but also because I just made that up because it was the best intro I could think of, and I think the answer came to me in the form of these pictures.
Lohan’s clearly on a downward slope and based on her face, there is no way she’s not taking some kind of drugs, whether it is prescription or illegal, it’s definitely not agreeing with her body cuz bodies just aren’t meant to take the kind of abuse, especially when they aren’t eating, so like many hookers before her that were found facedown in a ditch, or back alley, or in their 20 dollar a night motel rooms not breathing thanks to livin’ the good life, it’s safe to say that if Lohan doesn’t turn things around, she may end up next up on the choppin block, which is too bad, cuz if you’re gonna throw it all away, you might as well do it when you are at the top of your game, so that you die a legend and not on the tail-end of your shit, so that you’re just another self-absorbed, spoiled casuality from Hollywood.
And I guess who really cares, it’s not like these people are our friends or families….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
September 21st, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I dont know why but I want to fuck her so bad. Maybe it is because she just seems dirty or something. I normally dont like bitches that look like her. I would risk having herpes over banging that shit.
September 21st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
This disgusting, untalented corn-holer is a symbol of wasting what you have, and treating people disrespectfully. She represents conceit, stupidity, contempt for ordinary folks, and self-loathing. She’s a liar, a thief and a whore. Believe me, when she dies, I’m gonna laugh and have a little party.
September 21st, 2009 at 7:50 pm
1)Drunk text guy,just go the hell away….compounding my headache…GO!
2) Good “Dr.Cornholeia” ; Have fun with your party(lube and farm animals)
3)So Blowhan is a mess,*newsflash*. I would help finish ruining her!!
There now fuck-off!!
September 21st, 2009 at 7:54 pm
what dr. corn and drunken pig said are probably the reasons I want to fuck her so bad.