Jessica Alba’s Got a Pug My Pug Wants to Fuck of the Day
As a pug owner, who is more like a pug’s personal assistant, because the fucker controls my fucking life ever since my wife brought him home from the shelter. I have to clean up his piss and shit, feed him, and pet him when he demands my attention, I feel like I should turn this site into a pug fan site, since pugs are a hell of a lot more interesting than celebrities and a lot more entertaining with their weird stupid faces that wake me up everyday when I am hungover and trying to sleep, but I guess I’m only saying that cuz my pug is my only friend….
But it turns out that Jessica Alba has a pug and that makes me feel the need to coordinate a pug-meet in her neighborhood, cuz nothing gets pussy like watching your hood pug fuck the shit out of a hollywood pug, even though my hood pug is far better lookin than this pug….and I guess she’s far better lookin’ than me, so together, we balance it all out…
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October 1st, 2009 at 7:52 pm
pugs are fuckin awesome, needy little bastards though
October 1st, 2009 at 8:12 pm
The magic is gone from her body. So sad. So now she’s showing off dogs to get the press to cover her. So so sad.
October 1st, 2009 at 8:12 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
October 1st, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Bob Smith Says:
The magic is gone from her body. So sad. So now she’s showing off dogs to get the press to cover her. So so sad.
yeah, and she,s stoopid too… showing her pussy would get her way more attention… from me anyways…
October 7th, 2009 at 4:05 am
jesSUCKA albaTROSS is fuglier than that dog
October 7th, 2009 at 10:46 am
also, yo al KNOW how she gets her “roles” in her movies—-opps i mean CINEMATIC ABORTIONS—-right? she gets on her knees for every scrip person/assistant/director–james cameron anyone??!!!!—-producer–anyone who can just stick her fugly talentless, UBER OVERRATED-LY skank so she tries so hard to be famous—–shes a liar and greedy and racist tooo!!!! weve all read abotu the UN donation which she backed out of, a MEASLY $500???!!!!!!! UGH! pop-eyed douche. and the great white shark thing? who does she think she is? an “urban eco terroist”????
dumbass
i hope that soiled pile of used tampons crawls back under the roach-infested sewer she spawned from.