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2009

05

Oct

Russell Simmons and His Adult Lisp Gets Young Pussy of the Day

When you are this music exec, pussy comes fucking easy, even when you pull some gay spiritual bullshit on a bitch, like running your hand in front of her chest in some ancient native energy swapping technique, to trick the young girls into thinking he’s got substance and healing powers as to run game without sounding like a music exec using his music exec status as the core of his pussy hunting strategy and I am sure we would all be doing the same thing, cuz old pussy is boring pussy and young pussy, even if on someone not necessarily hot, is still young fucking pussy, that’s more than willing to get in bed with you with little work, just a dream of being a famous singer one day and the whole thing should upset you, mainly because he has an adult lisp and people with adult lisps should really just be laughed out of a room for sounding like they are 5 years old….,

Pics via Bauer

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