Blake Lively in the Private Lives of Pippa Lee of the Day
Blake Lively is not only the star of the hit show Gossip Girl, but she’s also some gutter trash who was born in a halfway house thanks to her criminal mother. She defied all odds and instead of becoming a stripper or hooker, she decided to legitimize herself and pursue her dreams of being a famous movie star, and sure, there were some pumps in the road along the way, like when she had to flim a foot fetish sex tapes to pay her rent, but she kept her eye on the prize and made it cuz now she is finally on the silver screen starring in some movie called the Private Livesof Pippa Lee bullshti that recently hit theaters.
She plays a young Pippa Lee, who seems to have sex with old men and gets spanked and chained up by women while wearing vintage lingerie and playing with dolls and all I have to say is fuck Gossip Girl and give this girl more of these roles, cuz she’s one step away from being naked and after extensive research I have found a naked Blake Lively is the only Blake Lively I can stomach…..
Here she is naked with a real old dude I assume she bangs in the movie cuz she has daddy issues….like I am sure she has in real life…making her perfect for the part…
October 7th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
It was Leighton Meester who was born in a halfway house. Blake has real parents.
October 7th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Jesus,
You’re not doing the best job at the whole “facts” thing.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it
(514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.