Hayden Panettiere Kisses a Girl of the Day
Hollywood is a little late on this girl on girl bullshit cuz porn’s been doing this shit for decades, but for some reason just 10 years ago, having a lesbian character on a show was the end of the fuckin world, but now, lesbianism is fucking everywhere from the Katy Perry song, to mainstream movies and TV, to celebrity love lives, and it’s just not taboo or at drunken college parties after two girls craving male attention get convinced to fool around with each other, and I’m not complaining, I just know that like those college girls, Heroes is making a desperate attempt for attention, because I guess people aren’t watching anymore and this formulaic approach in getting views, but girl on girl is so obvious and dull and played out, next time they should show a little pussy lip….I mean provided Hayden’s got a pussy, cuz we’ve got no proof of that and her broad shoulders paint a different fuckin’ picture….
October 7th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it
(514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.