Jessica Alba in Stupid Shorts of the Day
There’s no better way to cover up your disgustingly ravaged body for an ill-advised decision you made on a whim while sitting alone in your bathroom with a mouthful of cum after giving your ex a break-up blowjob in order to get yourself pregnant with your because he was trying to break up with you so that he could move onto move onto the newer teen heartthrobs after your fame and sex appeal was past its prime and on the fuckin’ decline, than a pair of oversized shorts.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d be more than happy to try to rebuild her vagina with my dick, or spend the night kissing the scars on her pussy from the birth better, but these pictures remind me of an old man at the hardware store buying gardening supplies….and last time I checked, that didn’t make me cum but probably could if I really focused because I am weird…
Pics via Fame
October 9th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
She could wear garbage bags and Id still be able to launch a load….or three!!
October 10th, 2009 at 1:28 am
Thats all you have to say about her?? What about those tacky ass leg warmers shes wearing!? I dont know which part of the outfit is worse.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:29 am
My bad. Those are really tacky ass socks underneath a pair of boots. Either way– TACKY HOT MESS!!!
October 10th, 2009 at 9:21 am
^^If your a chick I want to nail you…if your a guy….your GAY^^Straight guys don’t give a fuck about fashion!!
October 10th, 2009 at 10:40 am
I’m gonna agree with the chick up there, fuck those boots/and socks.
October 10th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I would pound her doggy into next week.
October 10th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
bloody hell that was awful to read, not only the gramatical errors but that ws just pathetic. seriously this site is shit.
October 10th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Like the first dude said, she could b wearing the most dreadful of garments & the result could b a mix of a Stephen king movie meets jackass(MTV), now go figure that shit out
October 11th, 2009 at 6:31 am
She looks pretty average these days. The baby ruined that body.
And her taste in clothing seemed to have stopped evolving when she was 17.
If you’re getting horny over her, it’s because you’re thinking of the Jessica Alba of 5 years ago.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
they aren’t stupid, she can breath in them. if she couldn’t, then you would have loved them, sorry no cameltoe……