Woman with 6 Nipples of the Day
A little known fact about me, mainly because no one cares to ask about little known facts about me, because no one cares about me, is that I have 3 nipples. I remember when I first noticed the shit growing up and I thought it was just a birthmark, until one day having a doctor tell me I had three nipples in a routine check-up when I was 14, making me insecure as shit about swimming classes and hanging at beaches, leading to me over-eating and drinking to numb the pain, until becoming too fat to notice a third nipple on provided I was topless, because people would be too amazed or disgusted seeing me topless and walking around with a gut like mine, until eventually I stopped finding the third nipple weird and stopped really caring…but then I saw this video, and this bitch and her 6 nipples is fucking disgusting, send her to the fuckin’ barn and milk her like the cow she is, because seeing this is horrible and unnatural.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Is that fake? And why was it so blurry??
October 12th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
i ONLY SAW 5…..
October 12th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
So fake. That’s why he touched them so carefully. They are just pasties.
October 13th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it
(514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
October 13th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
i only counted 5. where was #6?
October 13th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
OK, maybe it’s me, but does anyone else see the absurdity in saying “I only see 5 nipples where was the 6th”??????????
October 17th, 2009 at 11:56 am
yeah i only saw 5 and all of her nipples are fucking retarded