Bar Refaeli in Her Bikini of the Day
A Hebrew magazine in Tel Aviv just did a 6-page feature on me. Let’s hope Bar Refaeli is sitting in her luxury apartment by the beach, coming off a cocaine binge from last night, reading that magazine, because I think she should know about me and fall in love with my charming translated words, forcing her to masturbate to my pic then to haveher people call my people, even though I don’t have people, resulting in a first class ticket to Tel Aviv, where she will put her vagina on my face, to prove that Jewish girls don’t actually taste any different than non Jewish girls, unless they are smuggling money across borders in their vaginas during war, but I know if anything, she’ll probably ignore the article, making my whole Israeli takeover totally obsolete….and forgotten…..but what won’t be forgotten is her hot body in a bikini cuz pictures are fucking timeless and even in 20 years, you’ll be able to find these and jerk off and that’s kind of an amazing thing.
October 13th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
If you ever come to Tel Aviv, come lick, I mean look for me.
October 13th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!
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October 13th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
I’ll never tire from watching this babe…
October 13th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
On my way Limi…..in the meantime,can you get ahold of bar and finialize the threeway?? See you soon…XXX
October 14th, 2009 at 2:43 am
On my way.
October 14th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
31 is hardly “pushing 40″