Nicolas Cage Owned a Fucking Castle of the Day
At what point in time will people realize that this Hollywood bullshit is ripping us off. That it is such a big fucking industry thanks to us, that people like Nicolas Cage can afford to buy fucking castles.
Do you realize how ridiculous owning a castle of your own is? Well it’s a lot more ridiculous when the person owning their own castle is some star of shitty action movies. This is proof he gets paid far too fucking much and we only have ourselves to blame.
Nicolas Cage has contributed nothing to the world. All he has done is been in some seriously bullshit movies. He wasn’t even the one who wrote, produced or marketed those bullshit movies that movie and he can afford a fucking castle.
See I couldn’t be mad at his castle if he was a smart business man, or if he found the cure to cancer, or made great music or anything of substance, but all he did was remember his lines someone else told him to say.
It is beyond excessive and disgusting and the good news is that karma has jumped in to stop it and by karma I mean the IRS because the idiot wasn’t smart enough to stay on top of his taxes when he was making his huge money, and he was forced to sell the shit, because he’s not the “It” person he once was, but still has a privileged life he doesn’t deserve.
That said, stop supporting the movie business, stop buying DVDs, bootleg the shit because let’s face it we can kill an industry and prevent tragedies like Nicolas Cage or people equally useless as him owning castles from happening, because they only have money because we are all giving them our money and that makes us the real losers.
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October 15th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Damn, that man is so hot he should have his own country. Smells like jealousy on here to me.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Owning a castle isnt that big a deal really. There are tons of castles in the UK, some Ive seen you can get for 1 or 2 million pounds. Which is pretty typical for a celebrity home anyway. Id rather someone buy a castle than a multi-million dollar new crappy ugly mansion.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
What is wrong with this writer, this site blows… peace.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
still nick cage owning anything is a big deal, yeah hes been in some good movies, but they wouldve been way better with someone else playing the lead. He is the worst actor in hollywood and keeps getting blockbuster roles. he has one character that he can play and that is the semi badass white trash role. he is an awful actor.
October 15th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Nick owns a castle, because he comes from old money and shitty movies.
October 15th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA
October 15th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
ha ha –for once, I totally agree with you!
October 16th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage in….Nicolas Cage.
He is beyond terrible. The writer hit the nail on the head with this one.
October 16th, 2009 at 12:33 am
People forget how great the early part of his career is, and how awesome his first action movies were. They can’t all be hits. He’ll bounce back and give us some more good movies after he gets all of those weird ‘I see the future’ movies out of his system
October 16th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Sounds to me like a bunch of jealous, whining bitches! Look at it this way, Nick Cage has a fucking castle! Obviously, there are enough people that think he is actually a good actor. Maybe it’s you bitches that are in the wrong! Just because it’s your opinion, doesn’t make it fact! Bitches!
October 16th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Have you ever watched face off or con air?
Not bad movies. Of course not paying taxes is bad but don’t ever say all his action movies were shit.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Woo Nicholas Cage’s random movie cameos are awesome!
October 16th, 2009 at 9:58 am
If the writer had any skills himself he would not be bitching about another’s success. If you are jealous of success, then learn how to do something that people will pay for.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Well, first, it doesn’t look like he CAN afford a castle, so stop bitching about the movie business.
Unless you want to tell us about all the “scripts” you’ve written and can’t sell (don’t deny it, we can smell a failed “screenwriter” from a mile away).
Even critics put their name beside their work.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Boycott the movie industry and celebrities? So why are you posting this?
October 16th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Chill the fuck out dude, what’s the big deal if he has 20 castles? Just because you run a piece of crap website and have no job prospects.
October 16th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
The 25 people in Hollywood who can do this have a tiny fraction of the wealth the fucks on Wall Street have. None of these actors, are billionaires. None of these actors have raided your 401(k), or bankrupted the nation.
Save your indignation for the real assholes.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
that’s not a castle.
October 16th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
stfu faggots
October 17th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
How funny, “Nicolas Cage has contributed nothing to the world. All he has done is been in some seriously bullshit movies. He wasn’t even the one who wrote, produced or marketed those bullshit movies that movie and he can afford a fucking castle.”
And you have done………….. what, write about it? What an achievement. Respect the grind, do the work, and get that fucking money, but don’t be all bitter and hateful because others know how to utilize their senses to the fullest extent, rather than pop pills and free base diet coke and coin a stupid ass meme that never caught on *cough cough* of the day…
My wife reads all this celebrity crap, and while I can’t stand them personally, they’re people who get skid marks on their underwear from time to time just like everybody else. You impress me with your capacity to tear into these “celebrities” (past the extent of even a WOMAN), we should get you a mirror sometime soon so all this repressed anger of yours can be directed towards the person who put you in this busted ass situation, it’s not the “mcloud sisters” or the kardashians, it’s that meek little person in the looking glass…
…. of the day.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Erm… If you boycott all movies, what the fuck are you going to complain about? Next you’ll be telling people to boycott magazines because the models make more money than you for doing nothing but standing around, looking pretty/retarded.