Katy Perry and Russell Brand are Disgusting in Love of the Day
This is a horrible way to wake up, the only salvation we have is that Russell Brand’s heroin addiction was actual fact and not just a bullshit book he wrote as an “autobiography” from his parent’s basement that lead to his MTV career and that lead to his Hollywood career, and that he shared needles, is too scared to get tested for AIDS and has infected this Katy Perry dog so they both live sick and miserable lives with no energy to perform ever again.
The only thing that makes sense in all this is that I thought brand was a full poofter and that his sex jokes were all just the same bullshit that landed him his career, when really he wanted to rim Seth Rogan with his cock head or some shit, so that would explain why he’s so smitten with Katy Perry, because he doesn’t realize she is the ugly pig that she is, he just knows pretending to kiss her is good for his career…..and the whole thing is pretty fucking sick.
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October 20th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device” Win?
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
AIDS is too good for this bitch.
Super-AIDS.
Now THAT’S the ticket…
October 21st, 2009 at 12:53 am
Sweet Amber…..Gonna drill U HARD!!