Kristen Bell’s Boyfriend Hangs With Pussy While She Fantasizes About Being a Mom of the Day
I guess when you spend your career “acting” in horrible relationship comedies, you eventually start bringing your work home with you, because here is a scene you’d expect to be pulled right out of a Kristen Bell movie, where the boyfriend hustles some bitch with a fat ass, but an ass that is appealing to fuck because his girlfriend’s ass is repetitive and annoying since it thinks it is famous, while Kristen Bell is off lookin at a baby, holding her womb, wishing that fucking thing came out of her, but she’s been too vain and career oriented to let it happen, but figures she might as well take the plunge because she’s not getting any younger and figures Dax Sheppard, despite how pathetic he is to the rest of the world, has put up with her bullshit all this time and might as well be the donor, since finding a new boyfriend may come easy for her, but building to the level of starting a family with a motherfucker will just take too long and she wants a baby now…..but I’m just speculating….
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October 28th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device” Win?
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Mother fucker, that was the longest sentence ever. Ever heard of a period?
October 29th, 2009 at 10:39 am
That was horribly, horribly written.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Kristen can never tame Frito. BATIN’!