Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pics for the Victoria Secret Catalog of the Day
I never really cared for Miranda Kerr. I actually told myself I wouldn’t give her wide face any love when she first came out because I am tired of Victoria’s Secret owning the rights to all the hot pussy in modeling and I am tired of everyone obsessing over the pussy they own. So for a while, I’d look at her with hate…refusing to get sucked into her and focusing on every single flaw I could find, but as time went on, I dropped my guard and looking at her became a sexual experience, her face a canvas for my semen, her body thin and tight and I couldn’t see her for the corporate tool that she really is, like a decorative fuckin’ store shelf, or a discount card or whatever othershit companies do to sucker a motherfucker into buying shit they don’t need, because she’s the corporate tool I want to fuck who probably feels better to fuck than a shelf…..
Here are some pics…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device” Win?
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
October 29th, 2009 at 12:40 am
Dropping loads!
October 29th, 2009 at 6:55 am
She’s ok-looking, I guess……
October 31st, 2009 at 12:08 am
Hubba, Hubba. I wouldn’t use a rubber on that sweet ass.