Paula Abdul’s Cleavage is as Crazy as Her of the Day

It is unfortunate that Paula Abdul got fired from American Idol because she was the only thing worth watching on the show. I’d go over to friend’s houses and put the shit on mute until the Paula had her time to speak and some of the craziest drugged up shit would come out of her mouth all while showing off her great big tits. We’d all love the clips during a performance when the camera would focus on her and her tits really in the moment, especially when dudes who made her wet were singing and now all that is gone. She’s been replaced by a lesbian we already have to deal with on the daily, who’s quirky behavior is far from funny or cute or arrousing or even crazy, shit’s just fucking boring and I hope they realize that Paula was the thread that bound the show together and it all comes crashing down….because Idol without Paula is like my gay fantasies without Seacrest…..I mean….it just doesn’t make fucking sense….
Here is Paula from teh other day showing off her cleavage that is as crazy as her…..
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October 28th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Looks like someone is due to have her silicone packets replaced with fresh new ones.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:25 am
She is all bouncy and shit. I would go to town on those fun bags, a couple of planks of wood, some bungee cords, a couple of clothespins and we would have ourselves a party.
Oh, and handcuffs, can’t forget the fucking handcuffs this time!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
She’s batshit crazy…..but id still drill her!!
October 28th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
come on, she’s like 70… or looks like she is…