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Ashlee Simpson in her Bikini on Melrose Place of the Day

Ashlee Simpson is on a TV show. I am telling you this because I don’t expect the average person to know this show exists, mainly because it is shit but also because bringing back garbage from our past is a stupid idea. I hate that these people try to put a new twist on the shi I hated 15 years ago, it is pretty fucking annoying and bottom feeding because Hollywood has no more ideas and the biggest joke in the whole thing is that they gave Ashlee Simpson acting work and by acting work, I mean a bikini scene with some other whore named Stephanie Jacobsen, and despite my hate for Ashlee Simpson and her family, I can still appreciate her young tight mom body that makes next to no biological sense mainly because we don’t have a good view of the ravaged wound in her bikini bottoms…not that biology is my area of expertise, since like Ashlee Simpson, I have no skills, but in my defence, I don’t pretend I do.

6 Responses to “Ashlee Simpson in her Bikini on Melrose Place of the Day”

  1. LolleyGagger Says:

    Ahhh but most of the Hollywood skanks do have talent either. The Simpson sisters are good for what they were intended for….sex so who needs acting to fuck it all up.

  2. LolleyGagger Says:

    (that should’ve been DON’T have talent)

  3. drunken pig Says:

    I wanna see them dyke it out!!

  4. MEGADOUCHE Says:

    Ashlee obviously isn’t into cock, so she should definitely show off her pussy-licking skillz. I could wank to that.

  5. drunken pig Says:

    You’d ^^ “wank”..to picture’s of your Grandmother…..shit-bag!!

  6. bill Says:

    Most likely Ashlee is into scat lesbian fun

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