The American Music awards are the biggest bottom feeding award show around. In the history of doing this site, Dick Clark, the founder of the show and his boyfriend/clone/successor Ryan Seacrest had their people send me invites at least once, before realizing I’m not American Music Award material because I hate American Music but like American Titties, but for some reason the only pussy I wanted to Investigate like I was CSI belonged to Shakira and not because she uses that pussy as her Columbian cocaine smuggling mule, but because she squeezed her South American ass in this black dress, which was tight enough to distract me from her stalky midget legs…and here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

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3 Responses to “Shakira Ass in a Tight Dress at the AMA’s of the Day”

1. Bob Smith Says:
   November 23rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm

   Okay, now that’s a nice ass!

   Can we please stop saying Kim Lardashian has a nice ass now?

2. Truthiness!!!!! Says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 8:59 am

   Bob Smith Says:

   November 23rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
   Okay, now that’s a nice ass!

   Can we please stop saying Kim Lardashian has a nice ass now?

   I’ll stop saying it when she STOPS having a NICE ASS!!

3. smart ass Says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

   This is a good ass but not in Kim Kardashians ass class!!! r u people so retarded and into hating so much can’t see how sexy her body is! Shakira is damn fine though!

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