Brooke Burke’s Got a Real Sturdy Bra of the Day
What the fuck is this bitch wearing…..some kind of military equipment or some shit? Is she like the crazy lady I met in the pharmacy the other week wearing a full outfit made out of aluminum foil, because she didn’t want the radiation to get to her and because buying lead is out of her budget…like is this some breast cancer prevention bra made out of fucking cement…or maybe it has something to do with how wrecked her tits are now that she’s a mom of two and I don’t really get it but I know it reminds me of all the bitches I’ve met over the years in padded bras who tricked me into thinking they were more stacked than they actually were and the whole thing brings back a lot of horrible memories…all reminding that Brooke Burke is a thing of the past and that the only thing Wild On! in her life these days is when one of her kids uses the fucking toilet on its own or something….Pretty fucking depressing….
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December 4th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
It’s a special bra chicks wear after having work done on their tit’s!!
December 4th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
AKA….Swollen boulder holder’s!!
December 6th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.