I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

20

Jan

Lily Allen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

Lady Gaga, Lily Allen and Katy Perry were the trifecta of ugly popstars who came up at the same fucking time. It made me lose hope in society when something so bad could get so much positive attention. I personally like my ugly chicks on the sidelines crying and feeling like shit about themselves and not making millions, it just confuses me. But thats not really the point of this post, the point of this post is that Gaga is the one who came out on top and the two ugly bitches trailing her are doing all they can to appeal to the public, but they don’t realize that Lady Gaga isn’t famous because of her outfits or look, she’s not even famous because she caters to losers like Perez Hilton who write about her 10 times a day making other losers thing she’s amazing, she’s famous because she belongs to Akon and Akon owns HitLab and has scientific research behind each song they release knowing it will pollute our brains and make us buy shit she promotes and we can only hope they glitch one day and make the entire world want to murder her….cuz when the world turns on you…I hear chances of survival are limited….

Here’s Lily Allen making a fool of herself.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Lily Allen|Pantsless

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