Jordan Sparks is Covered Up on the Beach cuz She’s Fat of the Day
It’s nice to see Jordan Sparks wrapped up and covering her disgusting body on the beach of Miami. I am sure it’s a hell of a lot more fun than when her sister’s baby daddy murdered her entire family, oh wait, that was Jennifer Hudson, the other black American Idol…they all look the fucking same….
Yes. I did just make that joke.
I hope that’s her brother and not her boyfriend, cuz I don’t think beds or hotel room neighbor’s can handle that kind of abuse. I mean other than me, because whenever I hear two people fucking, I always get excited, especially if it is a fat American Idol….yes Ruben, I’m talking to you big boy….
Pics via Bauer
February 8th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
…eagerly awaiting comments about how girls are too skinny and how this is real women look…
February 8th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
black? she sure looks like latin trash to me, maybe thats why the word piglatin was invented. hey website dude dont you hate spicks too, cant stand them,theyre like the imperial losers bwhaha. in europe the spaniards are fuck ups and they have lesser america, lol
February 8th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Mr Robert Smith, you are correct sir, this is a real woman, and i’m sure her love joy smells of pork rinds and sauerkraut ice cream with a dash of mayonnaise, some call it yeast infections and they say slightly overweight, to down right fat girls get it due to the ever heat, sweat and other such grimy bits that gets deep down in their trow, but in spite of all that you know what, i’d eat that up too.
because i’m not just a man, i’m a manly man, and a manly man doesn’t ever turn down front; whether from this cow or another whale, we’d hit it just for the experience and the fact that being a fat bastard as well would not be point of discussion.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
You people are sick. Why bash this young girl because of something as superficial as weight??? Do you want her to kill herself??? I’m sure, then everyone will cry and talk about how magazines should have new standards. People start with yourselves. Everyone has a mother, most of us have a sister or a wife. Think about the consequences before you speak or write….
February 8th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
I am trying to figure out if these racists azz posters crawled from under a rock in their precious trailer parks or if they were privileged enough to actually rent one? Now when you racists fukks stop fukking your mother and the family dog I want you to look in the mirror(if chewing dip will compromise your ability to do this then “STOP CHEWING FOR A MINUTE”)-I bet the reflection is nothing but TRASH!
February 8th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
you ignorant f**ks
February 8th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Come on Martinez, the joke that they all look the fucking same was lame because the female looks nothing like the caricature you are putting out, so the joke in itself is useless. Jesus, you need to learn when to put in a punch line, it is unlike a period or a comma, which you don’t know how to use at all.
You write so many run on sentences, it is hard to keep up with you. Martinez you’re making your race look bad and that is hard to do when they are jumping over fences fleeing from immigration to write your blog.
Jesus, start writing all your crap in word perfect or Microsoft word because it can help you out with the little things.
You also need to do your research. Jennifer Hudson had her family killed by a supposed relative and she didn’t have a kid at that time. Epic failure Martinez, your blog, your life, your punch lines, your spelling and grammar, and your fleeing from immigration are epic failures.
That joke could have been funny, but you lost the punch line on some weak sauce shit.
I blame the public school system in Mexico for this abomination, they should whip and flog you Martinez for your spelling errors as well as your punchline deliveries.
February 8th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
How ridiculous is this article?As long as she’s healthy, her weight should not be a problem.Go drown your sorrows somewhere else, instead of ridiculing a young woman who’s actually making a name for herself.
….LOSERS.
February 8th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
hahaha @ ray-j is a faggot: that was pretty funny. I check the site sometimes just to snicker. yeah..i didnt know website guy was named martinez..lol it figures. fleeing for immigration bwahhaha! any racist is just mad at and affraid of the ones they ”hate”. to spend that much time and energy and devotion..wow..youd say theyre in love or obsessed or something
February 8th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
I can completely understand where the publisher is coming from, if I had a little dick. Black and Latino men like their women thick because thick women take the dick better. If you have a small one, then you need a little ass and nothing to hold on too. That’s also why white men like Asian women so much, they make your small peckers look bigger. I’d fuck her over Taylor Swift any day of the week.
February 8th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
yes, i agree with B-Man she is thick. She doesn’t look fat to me ,who wants to have sex with a stick with a pancake butt…..pancake butt courtsey of dave chappelle
February 8th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
BITCH NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT
February 8th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
“if they were privileged enough to actually rent one?”
I didn’t know you can rent Jordan Sparks.
Looking her over, an hour will be fine. I don’t think I want or need any more than that.
February 9th, 2010 at 12:29 am
i can’t believe u guys would post something like this. go find something better 2 do with ur time! LOSERS!
February 9th, 2010 at 1:13 am
I’d check her for worms.
February 10th, 2010 at 11:32 am
you suck man, she is pretty and all black people don’t look the same u wet back