Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits for the Superbowl of the Day
I didn’t watch the Superbowl because I don’t care about Football or any sports for that matter, I find the whole concept of watching a bunch of dudes competing for nothing but an imaginary cup or trophy is pretty fucking homo. Sure you can pretend it is a manly thing to do, but really paying these dudes millions of dollars to get you all excited and screaming is prostitution.
Speaking of men, here’s Kim Kardashian, a man with the stupidest tits, like some kind of science experiment. Some say she’s the reason the Saints won, I say I hope the fact that Saints won, makes Reggie go OJ and Nicole Browns the bitch….
Pics via Bauer
February 8th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
So a lady friend of mine was with Kim Kardashian watching the Superbowl. And after the game, here comes Reggie Bush with a bouquet of beautiful flowers headed towards Kim.
Kim says to my friend “Oh God, here comes Reggie with flowers. My legs will be up in the air for a week”.
My friend says “Kim honey, just use a vase like everybody else”
February 8th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
your lady friend is awesome, and though i had an interesting rebuttal to such awesomeness, i just remembered that Kim K is sweet and was she mine, i wouldn’t wear pants for a long time, or my new nickname for her would be, my little tittie fucked, because as you well know, tits that awesome was meant for dicks. Though i’d have to marry her, and get her pregnant right away so she wouldn’t go any where, that way, i’d get to have her forever, because Kim K is so hot, she’s not only worth marrying, but i’d daily blow in her sniffer to hear her burp.
February 8th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
This coon, Reggie has to be the biggest loser to walk this earth, he has to know the creed, this trick got peed on, by a gay singing midget.
I would understand if Reggie was some suburban square, but this dick has to know the creed, that you cant make a ho a housewife. That shit is like the Bible for real dudes.
To make things worse, this corny homo had his little Spanish side piece, running around in his house showing off his furniture. Who leaves a bust down hood-rat in an expensive house unsupervised with her little chicken headed female friend when they aint home.
This dude still living like a kid, Reg lose the chicken head and go get yourself a real woman.
February 8th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
seriously, ive seen this beaneating trash all over the place, all those latin women look like men with tits and too much makeup! talking loud, complaining about not havin a greencard, makin beds and watching kids. sigh if black people were slaves untill 1863. then latinpigs have taken their job since then. oh and remember when the mexicans lost texas?losers! latinpigs are the new slaves!
February 8th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
BMP: You do realize that Kim is a ho, you dont wife ho’s. You dont wife based on looks my nigga, you wife on qualities. This is how some of you cartoons get got.
A Hoe is always going to be Hoe, because if you marry a hoe you become a trick, because they dont know anything other than being Ho’s. A “ho” needs others to pay attention to them, once that attention is away from them they will go back to what they know or the next person who pays attention to them.
Some of you cats in here need to be schooled a bit on this, the reason for the term you dont housewife ho’s. Its not only a hood term, its a real term that is real for real dudes. If your a playa than you handle the game like a playa, but that wife shit is waste of time and money.
Ho’s will always be Ho’s,
February 8th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
oh markus, dumbass he just wants more fame and so does she. hoe’s this and that, you sound like dr dre in 2001. that shit is old news. people are just whores for propaganda. bring something new into the forum svp
February 8th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
nothing wrong with a bit of ho, they clean out nicely enough, and even if they have a few surprises which leads to three to five tablets a month along with a bit of lip balm, sans okay, i take ton of meds already, so what’s five extra a month?
And Kim K may be a daft uncultured clam with an ever cunt smelling of stale sweat, skeet and poo covered dicks, but i assure you, it’ll be awesome. We have many ladies like Kim K here, and they’re all awesome, not very good for conversations, or daily MsnBc/headlinenews/history channel/discovery civilization/ nor have any knowledge of Spacial anomalies, or like rock and roll, and you probably wouldn’t want to let them know where you live, but if ever you want to get your fuck on, or get married in a hurry (on account of you being a closeted fag), they’re there. Though don’t comment on their smell, weave, or anything else they do oddly since they’ll let the world know you secretly like it up the ass.
February 8th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
If Reggie wants fame, he better run harder on the football field. Based on how little he did yesterday, I have to assume the Saints aren’t picking up his option.
Kim will drop him like a bad habit if he loses his gig.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
That slore is killing his football game, this whole Hollywood shit is killing his game.
Reggie was a super star Heisman trophy winner coming out of College. His first year he began playing regularly he was doing pro numbers because he was hungry, he looks like he lost the drive to be a top back.
Markus you heard about his other bitch, who lets a female do that in their house. He keeps taking L’s like a sucker and when he loses his contract he is going to lose a lot of deals. Sad thing is I am hearing that he is going to marry Kim, what you said aint the truth about these suckers.
February 8th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
SVP: stated like a true sucker , whores for propaganda, ROFL, you gotta be a female with that quote.
Reggie was a certified Heisman star out the gate, he didnt need this trick and her baggage. Reg was in it for Kimmy’s puss and dick sucking skills, , which is beautiful thing. A woman who can suck a good dick is worth her weight in gold.
But, Reg is a sucker if he wife’s this trick, end of story.
February 8th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Women were put on this earth to suck and fuck and not entirely in that order, I might add. If Kim is cooking, cleaning and sucking Reggie off every night than that is a marriage my friends.
Women in our society today are too impudent and caddy and want to be equals to men, when in reality they are suck and fuck toys. God saw that man was lonely, so he made woman out of his rib, so that he could have a some wet Punany every night.
My friends,
There is nothing better than a woman who is ready to get on her knees and service her bread winner every night. If more women did this in America, we would have a lower divorce rate.
February 8th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
^^^A-fucking-men
February 8th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
oh markus, first of all, if youre not danish i dont understand why your name is spelled with a k(ghetto) anywhos I guess you dont know anything at all because heisman schmeisman trophy or not some people need a lot of attention including reggie here. it cant be denied. and youre an overal bore. yawn
February 8th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Uhh, Spicks… she’s middle-eastern, fool.
February 9th, 2010 at 1:13 am
I think Ray J has it figured out. Kim knows her place and that place is anyplace as long as she has one or more dicks in a orifice or between those lovely breasts.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:41 am
whatever spicks, middle easterners, they all look the same. why do you think a spanish persons pick was used to describe how osama bin laden would look like now. theyre all trash