Kirsten Dunst Looks Like Death of the Day
I don’t know what Hollywood does to bitches, but I do know that all the hot pussy from the last decade ends up lookin’ grey, haggard and like they are about to fucking die. This shit is worse than the time I kidnapped a girl I met at the bus stop and didn’t want her to ever leave me so I just fed her GHB daily wiping her out and making her unable to ever leave me, it was love motherfuckers, don’t judge..
But seriously, I don’t understand what type of shit this bitch has put into herself the last few years, but I do know that based on the way she looks, she won’t have much longer to go before being reunited with her friend DJ AM, Brittany Murphey, Estelle Getty, Michael Jackson, Josh Hartnett and Heath Ledger in the bahamas on their secret island hide out….
Pics via Bauer
February 8th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
she looks like hell. josh harnett isnt dead. not sure why you put him in with the other dead celebs.
February 8th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Isn’t it odd that the Marisa Miller article below this one doesn’t allow comments?
As to Kirsten Dunst, who cares, really.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
marisa miller and kirsten Dunst are both awesome, though kirsten dunst is that special crazy hot awesome and marisa miller is the bit of flavor you keep in your house locked up for fear she’ll leave you again for that bastard, what’s his face. but no doubt i’d lock marisa miller up in my basement, if i had a basement. though i’d probably let her go if she asked me to, or receive her fist up my chute if that’s her fancy.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
I would do Kristen until she could be done no more.
And, I would help her floss her snaggle teeth. I am just that kinda guy.
February 8th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Suckadick, Josh Hartnet is dead, his career is dead, the dude couldn’t find water if he fell out of a boat let along a movie role. You can try to package urine as wine but it is still urine and that dude’s acting stunk worse than a urine lab. I’m glad they stopped giving that idiot roles, the dude was a worse actor than Vin diesel and Steven Segal.
Kristen is looking like a polar bear with blond hair and sun glasses. Damn the bitch is so white she can camouflage in snow. Whats with these Stringy white broads and there stringy no-ass-at-all pear shaped bodies. The bitch is shaped like an oval, with a head like a pumpkin.
Damn I would rather eat a bullet than have sex with that thing,
February 8th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I was fortunate enough to have the pleasure of fingering Kirsten in the ninth grade. I have not washed that finger since.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Josh Hartnett is still alive. WTF?
February 9th, 2010 at 11:15 am
By the time she’s 30, she’ll look like she’s 60.
She’ll play the Faye Dunaway role in the remake of Barfly.
February 9th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I’d hit it.
February 9th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Not only would I hit it, i’d buy it flowers.
February 13th, 2010 at 12:59 am
It’s the fuckin’ stress of being judged by fat hairy assholes like you. I’m just sayin’. We girls have a lot of stress. We have to cleanse our pores, for God’s sake! This is bullshit and we ladies need to unite against the oligarchy of Male Supremacy! Fuck you guys who think we look like shit. Most of ya’ll have no idea where the clitoris is, so why should we give a shit about you??? Go jerk off to Jessica Alba and continue to be alone. We want men who like us like we are. And by the way, those men get blow jobs.