Megan Fox Cowboy Tits of the Day
I had this theory that cowboys were going to make a huge comeback. I figured that zombies had their revival, as did vampires and aliens all concepts from the 1950s. Cowboys were the only group of people who weren’t getting the media attention they deserved, I mean other than Brokeback Mountain, but that shit’s just homo….
I’m talking the cowboys kids used to play with, that America as we know it was built on that….So part of me was happy to see a good Western in the works, but unfortunately Megan Fox is attached to the project, making me think the revival is gonna end before it even starts. She’s got the ability to taint things like the meat I fed my wife the other night hoping her stomach of steel would shut the fuck down, but it didn’t bring the elephant down. So maybe my vision for people dressing like cowboys will still come true…
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February 8th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Look at that fucking thumb!
February 8th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I have zero confidence that Megan is even vaguely intelligent. And dumb bitches are uninteresting. Unless they get naked.
February 9th, 2010 at 12:11 am
^^^^have to agree there MEGA seeing as how i’ve never actually fucked a bitch, or anyone for that matter, her and i would have nothing to talk about. And shooting the breeze about what Kim K did on E is as interesting as poking dog shit for maggots.(Please note, i Love Kim K and fam, but I don’t need to see what they do or how they do it, my life is boring enough) Though I read some where that Megan Fox says she has the libido of a young boy, and that she likes anal, all of which reminds me of Gaga who said she likes big cock. And of course we all know that these dames say such things to big up their google numbers and other such trivial shit to be famous, if you called them out on the attention whoring they blurbed, they’d go comatose at the thought of actually having to fulfill the rabid bullshit they spouted. Kim K is awesome because she said naught shit, acts cute, but in her vid with Ray J, she got her freak on, maybe if Megan did a tape….
February 9th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Heh heh bitch got her tits half out & all LohanWanker (’nuff said) is interested in is her thumb. There’s a rhyme about that ’see her thumb, gee your dumb’.
I say ridem’ cowGIRL!!!
February 9th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Love the outfit!
February 9th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
stop hating on Megan…callling her a bitch, slut, whore or whatever is just making you look dumb bc she’s none of those words. i have confidence in her. shes not even in the movie that much, so dont act like she’s gonna have a huge effect on it
February 9th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Go back to sleep jdub.
February 9th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
ya i dont think she is that smart but, she is hot and if she doesnt do any kind of nude scenes in a movie we will slowly get over her just like scarlett johanson and jennifer love hewitt