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2010

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Feb

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This dude got busted for tricking his classmates into sending him nude pictures by pretending to be a girl. He then threatened them to go public with their pics if they didn’t perform sexual acts on him. He did this to 30 guys and then he got busted and now has to spend 15 years behind bars.

Which is insane, send him to therapy, not to prison. He didn’t force these kids to take the pics and it’s not really blackmail unless you let it be. I think this is just a funny internet prank gone wrong, but I guess the law is the law, even though if this happened 10 years ago, no one would give a shit if a gay guy tried to get his straight friends to get it on with him based on fear…I mean the truth is that if anyone actually fell for this shit and hooked up with him to prevent getting their pics released, they were homo to begin with and he just did them a favor, cuz I know I’d rather show the world my boner, than have a boner up inside me….and very little someone could do or say would get a dick inside me, unless maybe a free trip to Disney World, but that’s just because it’s the happiest place on earth and I like happy things….

The good news is that he will be going to Prison, which is homo paradise, where he will get all the dick he wants, so I guess things could be a hell of a lot worse for him….

Maybe I just have a soft spot for him because getting nudes of girls has been my failed life work….

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