I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

26

Feb

Victoria Silvstedt Turns Skiing into Low Level Porn of the Day

She is a nobody. I hate her. She tried to sue me. It is personal. So I know I shouldn’t be giving her attention.

But I do have a little ski bunny fetish, only because I live in Canada and have been to the ski hill many times, only to see girls getting in and out of snowsuits and girls who think are horrible looking while bundled up on the slopes, actually have amazing bodies they are just hiding in ill-fitting snowsuits while trying to keep warm….making trying to seduce them like playing the lottery, never knowing what you are going to get….making the whole ski scene one I was too poor to ever be a part of, but a solid place to work as a janitor who cleans out the girl’s locker room where they all change and walk around in their long underwear….

I’m just using Victoria Silvstedt to prove a point…not because I think she’s one of those snow bunnies I want to fuck, cuz I know she’s just a high paid escort and there’s nothing exciting about bitches who jump through hoops for money…I guess unless they are jumping through my hoops….

Pics via LFI

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