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2010

23

Mar

Sophie Turner’s Tits Distract from her Face of the Day

My last celebrity defamation lawsuit threat came from this bitch, Sophie Turner….who I am sure isn’t legally allowed to call herself a celebrity, but for some reason, I like to call her tits, manages to still get noticed and defended by die heart fans….I wrote that she looked like a pornstar or a whore, which if you I were to ever see her on the street I’d say something like “hey that bitch looks like a pornstar, let’s google pornstars and see if we can find her” but apparently she thought that was worth having her laywer write me a letter about….so when I see pictures of her and her perky fake tits..or her “alledged” fake tits…it reminds me of goodtimes those goodtimes….

So we may not know who she is…but people took pictures at the airport of her so she must be someone going somewhere important to do something important…

Pics via Bauer

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