There’s just something about Sophie Monk that I can’t get enough of. Sure she’s a useless whore who can’t get work who latches on anything she can to get noticed..

Her meal ticket cheated on her with Paris Hilton a long time ago, and I’m pretty sure that left her with herpes and since then she was just filler who walks around Hollywood and people take pictures of when they don’t have better people to take pictures of…

She has tried really hard to become famous from nude scenes, to scandals, to staged bikini pictures, but for some reason nothing ever sticks, except maybe her herpes, since that shit is for life…but that’s more reason to like her…she’s hungry and she looks good and is the exact person I would pretend I was a producer to get in her pants…and it would work…even though I look homeless and smell like piss…..

Pics via Bauer

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