Pretty Little Liars is a series of books that was fabricated by some entertainment company to take on Gossip Girl. They have pumped out 8 books in the last 3 years…something that screams “mass produced smutty low grade crap”…that has been picked up by ABC as a TV show….which it was intended to become before they wrote the shitty books…and it is marketed as Dsperate Housewives for teens….The concept is about a clique that falls apart cuz their leader goes missing….cuz every teen clique has a fucking leader and all I know is the cast includes Ashley Benson some 20 year old from Days of our Lives….Lucy Hale some Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 pussy and Torian Bellisario who is the daughter of a TV producer who created Magnum P.I….Good fucking deal for her…

The show hit June 8th and will probably pollute young girls the entire summer…let’s hope it teaches them how to post nude pictures and sex videos but only when they turn 18….cuz anything before that is illegal and as men, we don’t like being forced to deal with that risk, cuz the temptation to click play, even though it is wrong is straight up trickery….we are onto you teenage sluts…we get your hustle…

Here’s a clip of that Torian bitch in her bikini…so girls reading this…start updating bikini pics onto your facebook…everyone’s doing it….even ABC Family…who I guess isn’t so family oriented…since they get 20 year olds to pretend they are 16 and make them get half naked like some kind of kiddie porn fantasy shit I do not endorse…

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