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2010

22

Jul

New Christina Aguilera Video of the Day

There was a time I wanted to seduce the scraps of this bitch’s career, but that was a time before I realized that she made enough money and created a name for herself that she would never really be in the fucking dumps, I am sure her royalty checks from doing that Disney movie alone make her over 100,000 dollars a year, or what I like to call 100,000 dollars too much to turn her to prostitution…not to mention that 100,000 is just a fraction of the money she makes from all her other songs….and this video proves that apparently she’s got enough money to produce some bullshit video and release some bullshit album when she should just go tend to her ugly kid….the only hot thing about this shit was the soiled mattresses in the corner and that’s just because I’ve can relate to that shit….there have been countless nights that finding one of these in a back alley feels like a godsend…..if you make it to the 3:20 mark, please explain to me what the fuck us happening, I am pretty sure I saw that shit in some lesbian’s student video and hated it then…not sure how it made it to music videos….all this to say…this is boring as fuck….bitch needs to get more naked and show more vagina lip even if the only people who listen to her are moms from her lemase class.

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