Lacy Schwimmer is one of the dancers on Dancing with the Stars, but it looks like she’s more interested in being one of the failed celebrities she is paid to dance with, I can just tell in her eyes, and in her tacky, trashy, stripper from the suburbs shirt, that she’s screaming to be offered the chance to get naked in Playboy, or on all fours getting fucked by a black man in a sex tape like she was Kim Kardashian, because let’s face it, growing up as a champion Ballroom dancer, she wasn’t really getting much attention from pretty much anyone, ballroom dancing is some serious geek shit, that even her dad, the loser on Friends couldn’t respect or see a future in….

She’s 22, she’s a prime candidate for her 5 minutes of fame to blow-up horribly into an entertaining and slutty demise and I know that I’m ready for it.

Update – She looks too fat to be a dancer…but apparently….she’s still a dance…

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