Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing some bloomer style underwear you’d expect to see on hookers in saloon’s in the 1800 Gold Rush era as shorts…..which I guess is kinda fitting because Miley is also a little whore before her time…if that makes sense, which I doubt it does…

She milks this teenage into sex thing like Taylor Momsen, a lot better than she probably milks cock at the high school dance, but that’s just because she lost her youth as it was sold for a lot of fucking money, so she doesn’t get to go to high school dances like normal kids, but there’s apparently an endless supply of cock willing to “throat fuck” in the Disney executive lounge…

I don’t know what’s gonna happen when she turns 18, but for now, she’s everything you perverts want in a woman…and that’s that she’s underage…cuz society took that right away from you and makes you a sex offender for wanting it…making her the forbidden fruit..like these underage celebs porno to you…and the whole thing is weird if you break it down…so why bother…it’s easier to just look at her cuz she’s a public figure and it’s less creepy than volunteering at a local High School and I don’t mind participating in this sexed up teen celeb shit, but that’s just cuz I need the traffic….

See I am in Canada and I can legally date a 17 year old, but I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would ever want that….but I won’t get into that…

Here’s Miley’s Newest Song Leaked Today To Hype her Up and Give you a Soundtrack for your Masturbation….I just can’t get over how this garbage music that is clearly garbage music makes money….it scares me.

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