I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

01

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples Get Noticed of the Day

I’m pretty sure she has you right where she wants you…The power youth has on a nation that isn’t allowed to have sex with youth…it totally astounding. It’s like bitches should be getting fake IDs made to say they are 16, when they are really 20, to get the dudes they meet off proper, but more importantly to get ahead, cuz that is the winning formula..It totally amazes me, I mean it doesn’t really, but I am just saying that to prevent lawsuits….The fact that Miley’s got woman nipples that are capable of getting hard is wild…I think that mean she’s officially ripe and ready to eat….Or did that happen when she was old enough to follow this bitch’s lead and have her period on a spoon….who cares…here’s young nipple…I am drunk…and about to pass out…..amazed i managed to get this up with one letter at a time, closin’ one eye…goodtimes…we should do this more often…I’m talkign to you Miley…soon to be no longer 17 and I am excited to see where that takes her…and her pile of stupid money….TEEN NIPPLES….On a sidenote, I would hate to know how many people jerked off to these pics in the world….

Update:

I don’t know what that rant was about, it’s clear Miley is just a Young Innocent Girl beign Wholesome in public…Get your mind out of the gutter people….

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