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2010

21

Oct

Scarlett Johansson in a Fat Chick Dress of the Day

Scarlett Jahansson is married to Alanis Morisette’s ex-fiance…and now for some reason bitch is turning into her. I’m not sure if this is one of those insecure with her husbands past relationship things cuz she caught him jerking off to an old sex tape or something…but this homely shit is bad.

She’s rockin’ lesbian forearm tattoos, a elogated face with ratty fucking hair and she’s wearing a fat chick dress that fat chicks wear to give their fat body shape that is less of a sphere and more of a pear. This is more than disappointing. She has a responsibility to the public to live up to the overhype she got a few years ago when you idiots assumed she was more special than she actually is…

But the good news for her is that her fans are mainly virgin losers committed to pussy they will never meet cuz it’s easier to have fantasies than real human relationships…especially with all their aspergers…

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