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2010

25

Oct

Crystal Renn in Lingerie for Avant Garde of the Day

I don’t like celebrating fat chicks…especially fat chicks who made a career out of being a fat chick…when that career was designed for skinny chicks…that she snuck into by being a skinny chick at 14….before gaining 70 pounds and stirring up a discrimination stink over not getting work…pretty much paving the way for fat girls to model…one of the saddest things in fashion….

But she’s wearing lingerie…and that’s why I’m posting it…because I have a fat wife and I wish she looked this good in lingerie…that way I’d probably be able to distract myself from her stretch marks….floppy ass and disability that makes me wipe her ass everytime she shits in exchange for free rent…but that doesnt mean I like fat chicks in lingerie…it just means this one is less shitty than mine…literally..

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