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2010

29

Oct

Daisy Lowe’s Ass for Crash of the Day

Daisy Lowe is Gavin Rossdale’s love child with Pearl Lowe. He was only proven to be her father when she was 15, it caused a lot of shit with his wife Gwen Stefani and it lead to rumors that he cut all ties with her, because you can’t let an old mistake come back to haunt you and try to ruin your happy new life with a woman who looks like a man but who everyone wanted to fuck in the 90s because we are gang of fucking homos who are fooled by marketing…

Except maybe for me, because I know that no matter how sweaty Gwen Stefani was, and no matter how hard her little boy nipples were, and no matter how ripped and chiseled her muscles were, I never found her appealing…that’s not to say I’m not a faggot, even though I’ve never had or wanted dick, but it is to say that I don’t like my women to look like they have one…but I am not Gavin Rossdale who openly is bisexual and who has admitted to being with dudes before marrying a chick who looks like a dude…

But I guess that’s got nothing to do with Daisy Lowe, even if we’re talking about her estranged stepMOTHER, and we are a site dedicated to step-Parenting and extended families, and what is actually important in all this is that Daisy Lowe is mooning us…proving yet again that a girl raised without a dad will do anything for male attention….especially one who wants to be a respected model…willing to perform for the photographer to pave her own way in life…despite the silver spoon….so there’s a lot of good things going on in her head…cuz it all leads to 21 year old bare ass her dad may not want, but I’m pretty sure I do…

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