As irritating as Lohan and all her bullshit drug addiction drama is and as strategic as I think the whole thing is to revamp her image and get her back on track to win that Oscar and as uninterested in her career and “talent” as I am, I will always have a soft spot for Lohan. She’s been someone I’ve posted on since the beginning. She is someone I hung out with once and she’s got amazing tits.

So when I see her topless in Max, I feel like she can’t do anything wrong. I am sucked in and approve of whatever the fuck is going on cuz topless Lohan is all the world really needs and don’t forget it as you forget about her during her hard times cuz celebrities don’t deserve sympathy….and remain the tools who sold their souls for fame and fortune for us to get excited about when they hit rock bottom, cuz our lives are shittier than theirs and we’re bitter….except when mesmerized by Lohan did.

In the event you didn’t know. I am fucking drunk. In the even you didn’t know. These pictures are hot…like worthy of jerking off to hot and now we wait for her to make her real comeback…it may take a while people…maybe you should actually wait for it…but instead acknowledge when it comes as being something you expected…what the fuck am I talking about….I am confused by these pictures cuz I love them but can’t help but wonder how many guys named Max before this Max experienced her tits during her slutty non-lesbian years recovering from Wilmer’s fucking up young pussy while fucking young pussy hustle…not that we care.

Long live Lohan’s tits.

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