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2010

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus Smoking a Bong Video of the Day

Someone’s eager for attention….maybe it’s gotta do with being 18 and no one caring….maybe it’s gotta do with trying to convince her parents not to divorce….and who really cares…cuz this is so fucking annoying…I haven’t seen someone play up weed this much since the high school dance I just snuck into to sell the kids fake blow that they thought was real blow.

I have gone through life without any videos of me smoking drugs surfacing. Most of my young hot girl friends have gone through life without any videos of them smoking drugs surfacing.

The reason this video exists is because Miley Cyrus wanted it to exist. She wanted you to watch it. She wanted to have people think she was high, but I’ve been high and this bitch is just faking.

This is a lie.

Not that smoking weed is even a fucking issue these days. So many people are weed heads, whether they are 15 or 65, so who really gives a fuck.

When people report this shit, I feel life is one big high school movie from the 80s, with boring rules, where they play up the stoners being losers, when in reality, everyone likes to get fucked up.

The weed laws are dated like prohibition. America is like a prison. You keep telling yourself you’re free while I don’t watch this Miley Cyrus high act cuz it’s too loud for my hangover….

I think she should break her parent’s divorce and broken for this when her publicist makes a statement…..like every stripper, hooker, crackhead before her.

Next time she releases a video of her getting high, let’s hope it involves pussy getting penetrated.

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